February 29-March 2, 2008 – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
m.c.KZ, Cheech & Cloudy vs. Brodie Lee, Jimmy Olsen & Retail Dragon [Round One Match]
Olsen and KZ start. KZ uses his dope moves to embarrass Olsen. He hits an armdrag and a hiptoss. Lee tags in and scares KZ to the floor. Cheech comes in and hits an armdrag. He hits a head scissors takedown. Dragon comes in and mirrors Cheech’s moves. Cloudy tags in and hits a vertical suplex. Cheech hits a senton for 2. KZ tags in and hits an elbowdrop for 2. Cheech & Cloudy hold Dragon in a stranglehold for a dropkick from KZ. Dragon hits Cheech with a hurricanrna to the floor. Lee pulls Dragon to the floor so Olsen can go for suicide dive. Cheech blocks the dive by throwing Olsen into the barricade. Lee hits Cloudy with an avalanche and a slingshot suplex for 2. Olsen tags in and hits a clothesline for 2. Lee tags in and hits a European uppercut. He hits a pumphandle suplex for 2. Olsen tags in and gets caught with a sunset flip. He regains control with a clothesline. He puts on a chinlock. He gets a roll up for 2. Lee comes in but Cloudy catches him with the Déjà Vu. Dragon comes in and gets hit with a TKO. Cheech comes in and cleans house. He hits Dragon with an Oklahoma Slam for 2. He hits the 2K1 Bomb on Olsen for 2. He hits Lee with a powerslam for 2. He hits an ugly Dragon Rana. He and KZ hit stereo dives. Cloudy goes for a powerbomb to the floor but Olsen avoids it. Cheech kicks Olsen to the floor. Dragon hits Cheech with a dropkick. KZ hits Dragon with a spinebuster for 2. Cheech & Cloudy try to double-team Lee but he’s too strong. Cloudy hits a superkick They hit the STOh Snap for 2. Olsen hits the Alley Oop and a piledriver on Cloudy for 2. That was unreal. Lee hits the big boot on KZ. He and Olsen botch what probably would have been a cool spot out of the corner. Lee bodyslams all three opponents. Dragon misses a dive onto them. Cheech & Cloudy double-team Dragon and KZ finishes him off with KZ Time for the win at 14:12. This got incredibly sloppy near the end, pretty much destroying any good faith it had built up to that point. Lee hits Dragon with the big boot after the match.
Rating: *½
m.c.KZ, Cheech & Cloudy vs. Skayde, Shane Storm & Mike Quackenbush [Round Two Match]
Storm has turned into a ginger. Quackenbush and KZ start. KZ hits an armdrag. Quackenbush returns the favor. He gets a roll up for 2. Storm and Cloudy tag into the match. Cloudy hits a head scissors takedown. He hits another. A third sends Storm to the floor. Cheech and Skayde come into the match. They trade holds. Skayde controls the exchange. Cheech hits an armdrag. Quackenbush tags in and misses a dropkick. Quackenbush chops KZ and Cloudy. Skayde armdrags Cheech. Storm hits KZ and Cheech with a crossbody. Things get goofy as everyone jumps around and hits armdrags on everyone else. Quackenbush gets triple-teamed in the corner. KZ catapults Skayde into a slam from Cheech. Skayde eats a triple dropkick. Cloudy puts Storm in a chinlock. Cheech hits a snap suplex for 2. KZ tags in and works the arm. Cloudy tags in and leads a charge on Storm. Storm fights back with elbows. He hits a spinning kick on KZ. He hits a backbreaker and a senton for 2 on Cloudy. He hits a German suplex on Cheech. He hits the Shining Wizard. Cloudy hits the Code Red for 2. He tries for it on Quackenbush but gets powerbombed for 2. Skayde ties KZ in knots. Cheech saves with a knee kick. Quackenbush blocks the Go2Cheech. Cheech and Cloudy hits a spinning slam for 2. They hit a double tiger suplex on Storm for 2. They sandwich his face with kicks. They hit stereo dives on Storm and Quackenbush. KZ hits Skayde with a neckbreaker. He hits a northern lights suplex for 2. He hits a spinebuster for 2. He comes off the top but the KZ Time hits knees. Skayde hits a slam and gets the Jorge Clutch for the win at 12:47. They had a rough time in the early going, setting up complicated spots very slowly, but down the stretch things picked up and were quite entertaining.
Rating: ***
m.c.KZ vs. Michael Nakazawa
Nakazawa gets himself good and oiled up on his way to the ring so the referee refuses to check him for foreign objects. KZ can’t lock up because of the oil. He can’t knuckle up either. Nakazawa easily slides out of a waistlock. KZ hits a leg lariat. He forces Nakazawa to dance and pose. He hits a dropkick to the back. He puts on a chinlock. Go passes Nakazawa the oil, which he uses to make KZ slip and release the hold. He hits thigh strikes for 2. He hits a back elbow and a snapmare for 2. He hits the Hentai Ride and an atomic drop for 2. KZ hits a crossbody off the top for 2. He hits a leg lariat. He dropkicks the leg and hits the B-BOY. Nakazawa hits a crazy spear for 2. He hits a spinebuster for 2. He hits the Olympic Slam for 2. He takes off KZ’s jersey and covers him in oil. He goes for a “slippery suplex†and falls onto his back. KZ hits a slam and climbs the ropes. Go cuts him off and Nakazawa oil mists the ropes so that he falls. He goes for the oil mist to the face but hits Go by mistake. KZ gets a roll up for 2. He hits the Beat Bom and KZ Time for the win at 7:11. Sort of sloppy (probably due to the slippery ring) but decent for the time it was given.
Rating: *¾